Here’s this week’s edition of Melanie’s Share Your World.
- What is worse than a dentist with bad breath?
A dog who farts all during Thanksgiving (with a house full of people) because he gobbled up an entire pie that was left on the counter.
- Have you ever been rejected by someone that you liked, or been told that you were not good enough for somebody else?
I have been rejected, but never told I wasn’t good enough for someone else.
- Did you ever want to have toast for breakfast, only to find that all your bread was covered in green mold?
Yes, sort of. It is a disappointment, that’s for sure, but I just chide myself for letting the bread get neglected for so long. If the mold is just on the edges, though, I cut around it and eat it anyway.
4. Did you ever sneeze so hard that your whole body hurt?
I can’t recall that I have, but I have laughed so hard that I felt like I was having a heart attack or couldn’t breathe. Since it was temporary, I didn’t worry about it.
5. Did you ever buy clothing on the internet that did not fit, but you wore them anyway, since you didn’t want to pay the $5 shipping charge to send them back?
Most online vendors do not make you pay to have merchandise sent back, especially now since shopping in a real store may be hazardous for your health! If the clothes didn’t fit me, I wouldn’t wear them. If they are a little too small, I probably would keep them so I can wear them after I lose weight (I have a lot of clothes in this category right now! 😉 ). Recently, I acquired a shirt that was WAY too large for me – I don’t mind wearing clothes that are a little large, but in this case it didn’t look good at all. I have a sister who is a lot heavier than I am, and her daughter is even bigger than that. So I gave that shirt to my sister. We determined it would fit her but not her daughter. It looks very nice on my sister!
To avoid the hassle of returning items, whether it’s free or not, I usually give it away to someone else or even to a rummage sale if I hadn’t paid too much for it.
Gratitude: Our community has a “tree” (cut out from paper) and each resident got a leaf to put on the tree. We were to write something we are grateful for on the leaf and tape it to the tree. Our message said: We are grateful for all the new friends we have made since we moved here! So I will leave it at that, since we rarely get to see them now – the new surge in the coronavirus has caused most of the activities we were beginning to have again to shut down.
A HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE IN BLOGLAND!!
3 thoughts on “SYW: Of Farting Dogs, Moldy Bread, Clothes That Don’t Fit, and Gratitude Trees”
The thought of that dog had me laughing, and thankful I wasn’t there. 🙂
Thank you Katy for Sharing Your World and making me laugh aloud! Ziggy isn’t feeling his oats today, but came to see what the fuss was about all the same! Their flatulence can be deadly, and yes, much worse than halitosis. Come to think of it, dog halitosis is pretty ‘ripe’ too! My mother was a ‘cut it out, it’s still edible’ woman too, but I’m horrified and throw the whole thing away…I tried doing the cutting thing once or twice, but it always seemed I’d miss a spot and then YUCK. One taste and in the bin! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and put those pies on a high shelf, out of the reach of farting dogs! LOL
In the case I referred to, the dog pretty much swallowed the pie whole! No one knew until they heard the empty pan crash to the floor! But ohhhh boy, did we ever suffer that night as the pie went through the dog’s digestive system!!